2026
It got a little hot
We found these candles under the sink. It was a little too toasty under there.
I found this in my camera roll
Did I download this, or take it myself? I don’t remember.
I hate content management software sometimes
I think I have finally managed to get WordPress to show a preview image on the main page, as well as an image inside the post. It’s a picture in the post, and a featured image, but if you use both, then you have a duplicate picture in the post. If you don’t use a featured image, the main page shows only a title, not an image. If you use a featured image, but no image in the post, then you have a blank post. What the fuck? So, I’ve done some voodoo on WordPress and I think I finally...
I knew his brother
He called him a crack whore for some reason. It seemed a bit unfair.
Who knows?
Who knows what in the world this is. I’ve had it in my picture library for at least 20 years.
Beer can cock?
A standard 12-oz beer can (Miller, Bud, NOT Coors) is approximately 8 inches in girth. So if you claim a “beer can dick” you better be close to this. Also remember that a standard 12 oz beer can is only 4 3/4 inches tall / long. That means that your “beer can” dick is nearly 20% shorter than average, and too fat to use. Don’t believe me? In the privacy of your own home, try wrapping your lips around a beer can. Beautiful to look at, but impractical for use.
